1 00:00:01,349 --> 00:00:03,349 [Knocking] 2 00:00:03,438 --> 00:00:04,568 Hey, Dee Dee. 3 00:00:04,656 --> 00:00:06,136 You want to go see Usher Friday night? 4 00:00:06,223 --> 00:00:07,883 I can get us tickets. 5 00:00:07,964 --> 00:00:09,534 Wait. I thought Friday night 6 00:00:09,618 --> 00:00:10,938 was your 10 year high school reunion. 7 00:00:10,967 --> 00:00:12,357 Oh, it is. 8 00:00:12,447 --> 00:00:14,087 That's why I'm going to the Usher concert. 9 00:00:14,753 --> 00:00:17,283 Ah, I remember my high school reunion. 10 00:00:17,365 --> 00:00:19,365 The place: Herbert hoover high, 11 00:00:19,454 --> 00:00:21,634 rocky mountain, north Carolina. 12 00:00:21,717 --> 00:00:22,977 The year: Unimportant. 13 00:00:23,066 --> 00:00:25,326 Mom, you know what's unimportant right now? 14 00:00:25,416 --> 00:00:26,766 One of your stories. 15 00:00:27,897 --> 00:00:29,547 And Mona, what are you talking about? 16 00:00:29,638 --> 00:00:31,248 You already rsvp'd. 17 00:00:31,335 --> 00:00:32,635 No, you rsvp'd. 18 00:00:32,728 --> 00:00:34,558 You filled out the card and sent it in for me 19 00:00:34,643 --> 00:00:35,693 without asking. 20 00:00:35,774 --> 00:00:37,084 I never wanted to go. 21 00:00:37,167 --> 00:00:38,537 This whole disagreement can be solved 22 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:40,120 if someone would let me finish my story. 23 00:00:41,432 --> 00:00:43,832 Fine. Let's hear it. 24 00:00:43,913 --> 00:00:45,523 If you insist. 25 00:00:45,610 --> 00:00:47,530 I was the only one in the history of the school 26 00:00:47,612 --> 00:00:51,182 to win the triple crown: Prom queen, homecoming queen, 27 00:00:51,268 --> 00:00:52,918 and queen of the honeysuckle Rose parade. 28 00:00:53,009 --> 00:00:55,839 Naturally, I could imagine that I would be named 29 00:00:55,925 --> 00:00:57,835 reunion queen as well. 30 00:00:57,927 --> 00:00:59,147 But when the lights dimmed 31 00:00:59,233 --> 00:01:01,103 in the festively decorated gymnasium, 32 00:01:01,191 --> 00:01:04,851 I had that all too familiar feeling. 33 00:01:04,934 --> 00:01:08,634 And lo an behold, a queen once more. 34 00:01:09,852 --> 00:01:11,982 So, the moral is: 35 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,162 Once fabulous, always fabulous. 36 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:17,596 Yeah, but I wasn't fabulous. 37 00:01:17,686 --> 00:01:19,336 How does that moral apply to me? 38 00:01:19,427 --> 00:01:20,687 It doesn't, buttercup. 39 00:01:20,776 --> 00:01:22,496 I just said that so I could finish my story. 40 00:01:25,259 --> 00:01:30,219 ♪ Through this journey of discovery ♪ 41 00:01:30,307 --> 00:01:34,787 ♪ you finding you, I'm finding me ♪ 42 00:01:34,877 --> 00:01:38,317 ♪ now that I have someone special ♪ 43 00:01:38,402 --> 00:01:40,232 ♪ who brings out the joy ♪ 44 00:01:40,317 --> 00:01:42,187 ♪ brings out the joy inside of me ♪ 45 00:01:42,276 --> 00:01:44,706 ♪ inside of me ♪ 46 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:46,930 ♪ we can become whatever we want ♪ 47 00:01:47,019 --> 00:01:49,279 ♪ all we need is lovin' ♪ 48 00:01:49,370 --> 00:01:52,810 ♪ that's the way I feel it should be ♪ 49 00:01:52,895 --> 00:01:54,805 ♪ you and me ♪ 50 00:01:54,897 --> 00:01:57,547 [Off-key] ♪ me ♪ 51 00:01:57,639 --> 00:01:59,819 Ooh. Heh heh heh. 52 00:02:04,036 --> 00:02:06,126 Mona, I couldn't sleep. 53 00:02:06,213 --> 00:02:09,043 I kept thinking about the travesty 54 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:10,129 of you blowing off 55 00:02:10,217 --> 00:02:11,477 one of life's major milestones. 56 00:02:11,566 --> 00:02:13,176 Back off my reunion. 57 00:02:13,263 --> 00:02:16,223 Sometimes reunited doesn't feel so good. 58 00:02:16,310 --> 00:02:18,620 Besides, you'll have your own in 3 years. 59 00:02:18,703 --> 00:02:20,363 I know. I've already got my outfit. 60 00:02:21,576 --> 00:02:23,926 But this is about you. Come on. It'll be fun. 61 00:02:24,013 --> 00:02:25,493 No, it'll suck. 62 00:02:25,580 --> 00:02:27,430 And after looking through my high school yearbooks, 63 00:02:27,451 --> 00:02:29,541 I am more convinced than ever. 64 00:02:29,627 --> 00:02:31,327 Let's take an unsentimental journey 65 00:02:31,412 --> 00:02:35,422 through what I like to call cruelty high. 66 00:02:36,112 --> 00:02:37,982 Oh, these were the jocks. 67 00:02:38,070 --> 00:02:39,640 They made fun of my looks. 68 00:02:39,724 --> 00:02:41,474 These were the fashionistas. 69 00:02:41,552 --> 00:02:43,032 They made fun of my clothes. 70 00:02:43,119 --> 00:02:45,689 And these were the cheerleaders. 71 00:02:45,774 --> 00:02:48,174 Oh, we had uniforms like that. 72 00:02:49,778 --> 00:02:51,518 Sorry. 73 00:02:52,476 --> 00:02:54,256 And that's Amy getts, 74 00:02:54,348 --> 00:02:55,518 the cruelest of them all. 75 00:02:55,610 --> 00:02:56,890 She's the one who coined the phrase 76 00:02:56,915 --> 00:02:58,305 "Mona alone-a." 77 00:02:58,395 --> 00:03:00,565 And thanks to her, 78 00:03:00,658 --> 00:03:01,958 I spent every lunch hour 79 00:03:02,051 --> 00:03:03,201 either hiding in the bathroom 80 00:03:03,226 --> 00:03:04,506 or helping Rhonda the lunch lady 81 00:03:04,575 --> 00:03:05,575 through her bad marriage. 82 00:03:07,796 --> 00:03:09,486 Oh, then there was me. 83 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:12,670 With the braces and the thick glasses? 84 00:03:12,757 --> 00:03:15,407 Yeah. That shot was the best of the roll. 85 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:19,367 Mona, you have to show those people 86 00:03:19,460 --> 00:03:20,720 how far you've come. 87 00:03:20,809 --> 00:03:22,289 At the very least, they should see you 88 00:03:22,376 --> 00:03:24,116 without all that metal on your face. 89 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:27,075 I don't know, Dee Dee. 90 00:03:28,251 --> 00:03:30,381 You have a lot to be proud of. 91 00:03:30,471 --> 00:03:31,561 You're beautiful, 92 00:03:31,646 --> 00:03:33,776 you're a successful music executive, 93 00:03:33,865 --> 00:03:36,125 you owe it to yourself to let everyone see 94 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:37,566 what you've become. 95 00:03:37,652 --> 00:03:41,222 Well, it would be nice to show off a little. 96 00:03:41,308 --> 00:03:44,348 And you'll have a chance to rewrite the past. 97 00:03:44,441 --> 00:03:48,141 All right. You convinced me. 98 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:49,138 I'll go. 99 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:50,319 That's the spirit! 100 00:03:50,404 --> 00:03:51,884 Let those bitchy cheerleaders 101 00:03:51,970 --> 00:03:53,020 see the new Mona. 102 00:03:53,102 --> 00:03:54,212 Give it to 'em, give it to 'em, 103 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:57,374 g-i-v-e it to 'em! Whoo! 104 00:04:00,544 --> 00:04:02,634 Oh, my god. You would've so picked on me. 105 00:04:06,811 --> 00:04:08,201 It's come to my attention 106 00:04:08,291 --> 00:04:10,471 that someone's been stealing delicious merchandise 107 00:04:10,554 --> 00:04:11,904 from the grab room. 108 00:04:11,990 --> 00:04:14,080 I'm giving whoever it is a chance to come clean, 109 00:04:14,166 --> 00:04:15,726 no need to fear for your job. 110 00:04:17,300 --> 00:04:19,430 You're fired. I never trusted you. 111 00:04:21,304 --> 00:04:22,874 Oh, Dave, we hardly knew ye. 112 00:04:22,958 --> 00:04:25,438 I was just picking up the pencil you dropped. 113 00:04:25,526 --> 00:04:28,486 Oh, thanks. I always trusted you. 114 00:04:28,572 --> 00:04:30,052 Take a seat. 115 00:04:30,139 --> 00:04:32,659 Now, as I was saying, no one's gonna be fired 116 00:04:32,750 --> 00:04:34,620 or lose their job, I just want to know... 117 00:04:34,709 --> 00:04:38,019 By tomorrow. Got it? Good. 118 00:04:39,627 --> 00:04:41,057 I didn't want to say anything, 119 00:04:41,150 --> 00:04:43,200 but I've seen some of that stuff being sold on eBay. 120 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:45,723 I bought a delicious t-shirt for only $3. 121 00:04:45,807 --> 00:04:46,867 But you could've gotten it from the 122 00:04:46,895 --> 00:04:48,155 grab room for free. 123 00:04:49,767 --> 00:04:52,287 Oh, we don't love him for his intellect, Mona. 124 00:04:52,379 --> 00:04:54,729 My new on-line lady loves everything about me. 125 00:04:54,816 --> 00:04:56,986 On-line lady? Lay it on me. 126 00:04:58,515 --> 00:04:59,835 Well, it's been a couple of weeks, 127 00:04:59,864 --> 00:05:01,564 but we text all the time. 128 00:05:01,649 --> 00:05:02,949 Hmm. It's pretty intense. 129 00:05:03,041 --> 00:05:04,171 What's her name? 130 00:05:04,260 --> 00:05:05,480 Don't know. 131 00:05:06,828 --> 00:05:08,308 We don't talk details. 132 00:05:08,395 --> 00:05:09,395 It's deep like that. 133 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:11,660 [Beeping] 134 00:05:11,746 --> 00:05:13,616 Oh, excuse me. 135 00:05:13,704 --> 00:05:15,714 It's beyonce! 136 00:05:15,793 --> 00:05:16,933 What? We met on 137 00:05:17,012 --> 00:05:17,932 a music-lover's web site. 138 00:05:18,013 --> 00:05:19,883 I profiled myself as Jay-Z, 139 00:05:19,971 --> 00:05:21,711 and she was beyonce. 140 00:05:21,799 --> 00:05:23,449 We're cute like that. 141 00:05:23,540 --> 00:05:25,280 Oh, seems my lady love 142 00:05:25,368 --> 00:05:27,678 is finally ready to meet in person. 143 00:05:27,762 --> 00:05:29,372 Does lady love know you say things 144 00:05:29,459 --> 00:05:30,809 like "lady love?" 145 00:05:31,940 --> 00:05:33,330 Tonight at little bar. 146 00:05:33,420 --> 00:05:35,160 She says she'll be wearing a purple shirt. 147 00:05:35,247 --> 00:05:37,947 Hmm. Can't wait to see my lady in purple: 148 00:05:38,033 --> 00:05:40,993 A color of passion and always in fashion. 149 00:05:41,993 --> 00:05:43,263 I'm poetic like that. 150 00:05:45,388 --> 00:05:47,258 I think I'm gonna be sick like that. 151 00:05:50,437 --> 00:05:53,267 Now, I've packed everything you'll need for tonight: 152 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:55,093 Your business cards to show off, 153 00:05:55,180 --> 00:05:57,140 breath mints for that minty-fresh feeling, 154 00:05:57,226 --> 00:05:58,916 and condoms, 'cause you never know. 155 00:06:00,621 --> 00:06:03,411 Thank you for saying that in front of my mother. 156 00:06:03,493 --> 00:06:07,243 They're not for you, silly. Ha ha ha. 157 00:06:07,323 --> 00:06:09,503 They're for the other sluts. Bye. 158 00:06:13,721 --> 00:06:16,251 I don't know why you're going to this thing. 159 00:06:16,332 --> 00:06:17,592 Those kids were awful to you. 160 00:06:17,681 --> 00:06:19,031 Ma... 161 00:06:19,117 --> 00:06:20,747 Every day you'd come home from school all upset 162 00:06:20,771 --> 00:06:22,291 and eat a big old tub of pudding. 163 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:24,302 I don't have time to make you anymore pudding. 164 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:26,214 I got a boyfriend to make pudding for now. 165 00:06:27,343 --> 00:06:28,873 Ma, seeing these people 166 00:06:28,953 --> 00:06:30,153 is gonna be different this time. 167 00:06:30,172 --> 00:06:31,482 I mean, I bet I'm one of 168 00:06:31,565 --> 00:06:32,925 the most successful people in my class. 169 00:06:32,957 --> 00:06:34,737 Then let 'em read about you in the paper. 170 00:06:34,829 --> 00:06:35,829 Why spend an evening 171 00:06:35,917 --> 00:06:37,217 with people who bring you down? 172 00:06:37,309 --> 00:06:39,789 Yeah. I never spend time with people like that. 173 00:06:41,966 --> 00:06:43,186 Don't worry. I'll be fine. 174 00:06:43,272 --> 00:06:44,672 Besides, it might be fun. 175 00:06:44,752 --> 00:06:47,972 Ok, go, but I'll have some pudding in the fridge 176 00:06:48,059 --> 00:06:49,449 just in case. 177 00:06:49,539 --> 00:06:51,849 [Knocking] 178 00:06:51,933 --> 00:06:55,373 Ugh. Ugh. 179 00:06:57,112 --> 00:06:59,642 Now that the unpleasantries are out of the way, 180 00:06:59,723 --> 00:07:01,463 honey blossom, you look beautiful. 181 00:07:01,551 --> 00:07:03,511 That outfit needs just one thing. 182 00:07:03,597 --> 00:07:05,157 Well, maybe more than one thing, 183 00:07:05,250 --> 00:07:06,560 but I only brought you this: 184 00:07:06,643 --> 00:07:07,993 A wrist corsage. 185 00:07:08,079 --> 00:07:10,519 This is a reunion, big Dee Dee, not a prom. 186 00:07:10,604 --> 00:07:12,134 Yes, but you'll appreciate 187 00:07:12,214 --> 00:07:14,264 the scent of lavender and tea roses 188 00:07:14,346 --> 00:07:15,516 when you start to sweat, 189 00:07:15,609 --> 00:07:17,089 as you tend to do in a social setting. 190 00:07:23,921 --> 00:07:25,141 What are you doing here? 191 00:07:25,227 --> 00:07:26,967 I left something in the office. 192 00:07:29,666 --> 00:07:31,356 What are you doing here? 193 00:07:33,017 --> 00:07:34,017 Just tidying up. 194 00:07:34,062 --> 00:07:34,802 You know, I can't concentrate 195 00:07:34,889 --> 00:07:35,799 in a dirty work space. 196 00:07:35,890 --> 00:07:38,280 Oh... ok. 197 00:07:38,370 --> 00:07:39,720 For god's sake, stop badgering me! 198 00:07:41,199 --> 00:07:42,509 I admit it. 199 00:07:42,592 --> 00:07:44,272 I'm the one selling delicious stuff on eBay, 200 00:07:44,289 --> 00:07:45,639 but you don't understand. 201 00:07:45,726 --> 00:07:47,986 Do you know what I need to buy a house? Money. 202 00:07:48,076 --> 00:07:49,896 Do you know what I don't make working here? 203 00:07:49,991 --> 00:07:51,381 Money. 204 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:52,731 Do you know what I'm gonna get 205 00:07:52,820 --> 00:07:54,430 for selling all this crap on-line? 206 00:07:54,517 --> 00:07:56,737 Money! 207 00:07:56,824 --> 00:07:59,574 You know what I call that? Stealing. 208 00:08:00,567 --> 00:08:03,087 Stealing is taking something that people want, 209 00:08:03,178 --> 00:08:05,218 not dusty old giveaways from the grab room. 210 00:08:05,310 --> 00:08:06,400 I mean, seriously, 211 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:07,836 who's gonna want a mouse pad 212 00:08:07,922 --> 00:08:09,142 that says delicious records? 213 00:08:09,227 --> 00:08:11,007 Hey, I bought one of those. 214 00:08:11,099 --> 00:08:12,619 I thought it was a limited edition. 215 00:08:12,709 --> 00:08:15,499 It is, and a second one is a steal at only 19.95. 216 00:08:22,023 --> 00:08:23,463 Mona Thorne? 217 00:08:23,546 --> 00:08:25,896 It's me, Whitney. 218 00:08:25,983 --> 00:08:29,513 Whitney? Wow. Hi. 219 00:08:29,596 --> 00:08:31,076 Um, you look different. 220 00:08:31,162 --> 00:08:32,562 Well, after, like, 3 kids, 221 00:08:32,642 --> 00:08:34,232 I don't have my cheerleader body anymore, 222 00:08:34,252 --> 00:08:36,252 but I still have my spirit hands and perfect teeth. 223 00:08:37,342 --> 00:08:40,962 And you... You look, like, fantastic! 224 00:08:41,042 --> 00:08:42,092 Aw... 225 00:08:42,173 --> 00:08:45,053 Alicia, look who I found: 226 00:08:45,133 --> 00:08:46,403 Mona Thorne. 227 00:08:46,482 --> 00:08:47,482 Mona Thorne, 228 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,617 i... i didn't even recognize you. 229 00:08:49,703 --> 00:08:51,573 Doesn't she look, like, fabulous? 230 00:08:51,661 --> 00:08:53,621 It's like you're a new person. 231 00:08:53,707 --> 00:08:55,747 It's like you had an extreme makeover. 232 00:08:55,839 --> 00:08:56,879 It's like... 233 00:08:56,971 --> 00:08:59,061 Yeah, yeah. I got it! 234 00:08:59,147 --> 00:09:01,317 So, what have you girls been up to? 235 00:09:01,410 --> 00:09:03,020 Professional cheerleaders? 236 00:09:03,107 --> 00:09:04,537 I'm a stay at home mom. 237 00:09:04,631 --> 00:09:07,201 It's, like, that hardest job I could ever love! 238 00:09:07,895 --> 00:09:09,235 Well, I think it's great 239 00:09:09,331 --> 00:09:10,701 that you chose to be with your kids. 240 00:09:10,724 --> 00:09:13,124 And I sell real estate with my husband. 241 00:09:13,204 --> 00:09:15,954 We even has a bus bench with our faces on it. 242 00:09:17,861 --> 00:09:19,171 What about you? 243 00:09:19,254 --> 00:09:21,014 Well, I haven't taken the marital plunge yet, 244 00:09:21,038 --> 00:09:22,688 but I'm pretty busy as vice president 245 00:09:22,779 --> 00:09:24,349 of a and r at delicious records. 246 00:09:24,433 --> 00:09:26,133 Ooh! Vice president! 247 00:09:26,217 --> 00:09:27,087 How exciting. 248 00:09:27,175 --> 00:09:28,435 Yeah, it's pretty cool. 249 00:09:28,524 --> 00:09:29,854 Do you know any, like, celebrities? 250 00:09:29,873 --> 00:09:32,483 A few. Oh, in fact, I just finished working 251 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,402 with Jimmy jam and Terry Lewis. 252 00:09:34,486 --> 00:09:35,306 [Gasping] 253 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:36,400 I once showed a house 254 00:09:36,488 --> 00:09:38,268 to kanye west's aunt, 255 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:40,450 but it fell out of escrow. 256 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:42,631 That's too bad. 257 00:09:42,712 --> 00:09:44,152 Well, I'm sure you'll get a chance 258 00:09:44,235 --> 00:09:45,945 to sell a house to another star's relative sometime. 259 00:09:45,976 --> 00:09:48,406 Well, congratulations, Mona. 260 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:51,770 You've come, like, so far since high school. 261 00:09:51,852 --> 00:09:53,202 Thank you. 262 00:09:53,288 --> 00:09:56,198 You know, I'm actually glad that I came tonight. 263 00:09:56,291 --> 00:09:57,381 Is Amy getts here? 264 00:09:57,466 --> 00:09:59,466 No. She had to work. 265 00:09:59,555 --> 00:10:01,425 She's, like, a waitress. 266 00:10:01,513 --> 00:10:04,343 Amy's a waitress? Oh, that is good. 267 00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:07,482 Oh, that's too bad she couldn't make it. 268 00:10:07,563 --> 00:10:09,043 Well, if you'll excuse me, 269 00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:11,350 I think I'm gonna go, like, you know, mingle! 270 00:10:22,665 --> 00:10:23,795 Are you beyonce? 271 00:10:23,884 --> 00:10:25,844 She wishes she had all this. 272 00:10:33,589 --> 00:10:34,979 You're not beyonce, right? 273 00:10:35,069 --> 00:10:37,329 And you ain't Denzel, so beat it. 274 00:10:44,818 --> 00:10:46,338 Beyonce? 275 00:10:46,428 --> 00:10:48,208 No, but we could pretend. 276 00:10:57,482 --> 00:10:58,312 Beyonce? 277 00:10:58,396 --> 00:11:01,696 Jay-Z? Oh, hell no! 278 00:11:07,144 --> 00:11:08,764 You do look good. 279 00:11:08,842 --> 00:11:11,322 Take that, Amy. 280 00:11:11,409 --> 00:11:14,499 And can you believe he still lives with his mom? 281 00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:18,026 And what do you think about Mona Thorne? 282 00:11:18,112 --> 00:11:20,112 Well, she looks good... 283 00:11:20,201 --> 00:11:21,861 But still single. 284 00:11:21,942 --> 00:11:24,382 I know. It's so pathetic. 285 00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:26,246 I mean all she has to talk about 286 00:11:26,337 --> 00:11:28,207 is, like, her achievements. 287 00:11:28,296 --> 00:11:30,386 She's still the same as she was in high school. 288 00:11:30,472 --> 00:11:32,652 Yeah. Remember what we used to call her? 289 00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:34,955 Both: Mona alone-a. Ha ha. 290 00:11:41,918 --> 00:11:43,488 Hey, Dee Dee. I'm at the reunion. 291 00:11:43,572 --> 00:11:45,792 How's it going, and why is there an echo? 292 00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:47,319 Because just like in high school, 293 00:11:47,402 --> 00:11:48,802 I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall 294 00:11:48,882 --> 00:11:50,932 with a cigarette I bummed from the cleaning lady. 295 00:11:51,014 --> 00:11:52,714 And it's all thanks to you. 296 00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:54,319 Mona, listen, i... no. You listen. 297 00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:55,599 The next time you give me advice, 298 00:11:55,627 --> 00:11:56,867 this is what I'm doing with it. 299 00:11:57,978 --> 00:12:00,238 [Flushing sound] 300 00:12:00,328 --> 00:12:02,158 Mona, I'm sorry, 301 00:12:02,243 --> 00:12:04,003 I couldn't hear you over the toilet flushing. 302 00:12:06,987 --> 00:12:09,337 Oh... 303 00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:13,784 ["Celebration" playing] 304 00:12:20,609 --> 00:12:22,959 Excuse me. Mona Thorne? 305 00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:24,346 Oh, no. No, no. I'm not her. 306 00:12:24,439 --> 00:12:25,879 But you're wearing her name tag. 307 00:12:25,962 --> 00:12:27,402 Oh, this? It's a loner. Bye. 308 00:12:27,485 --> 00:12:30,225 No, no, no. You are definitely Mona Thorne. 309 00:12:30,314 --> 00:12:31,934 Come on. You remember me? 310 00:12:32,012 --> 00:12:33,842 We had all the same ap classes, 311 00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:35,407 and we were on debate team together. 312 00:12:35,493 --> 00:12:37,153 No, we weren't. Yes, we were. 313 00:12:37,234 --> 00:12:38,374 No, we weren't. 314 00:12:38,453 --> 00:12:40,323 Yes, we were. See? We still got it. 315 00:12:40,411 --> 00:12:43,371 Now I remember. Hershel jobs? 316 00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:45,028 You look fantastic. 317 00:12:45,112 --> 00:12:46,292 Yeah, so do you, 318 00:12:46,374 --> 00:12:47,484 but I always thought you were beautiful. 319 00:12:47,505 --> 00:12:49,415 Thank you, and I've read about you 320 00:12:49,507 --> 00:12:50,727 in "Forbes" magazine. 321 00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:52,823 Congratulations on your software company. 322 00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:54,952 Yeah, well, life's been pretty good 323 00:12:55,035 --> 00:12:56,425 to me since high school... 324 00:12:56,514 --> 00:12:59,004 Not that it could get any worse. 325 00:12:59,082 --> 00:13:01,262 Well, it actually got worse for me tonight. 326 00:13:01,345 --> 00:13:02,475 I'm just leaving. 327 00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:03,964 Well, look, I was... 328 00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:05,374 I was hoping we could spend some time together. 329 00:13:05,393 --> 00:13:06,923 I mean, you're one of the few people 330 00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:08,163 that were nice to me, Mona.Oh. 331 00:13:08,222 --> 00:13:09,662 Hershel jobs? 332 00:13:09,745 --> 00:13:11,395 You're like a millionaire, right? 333 00:13:12,748 --> 00:13:14,528 We were just talking about 334 00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:16,319 how cool we always thought you were. 335 00:13:16,404 --> 00:13:17,584 Really? 336 00:13:17,666 --> 00:13:19,536 Now, was that before or after 337 00:13:19,624 --> 00:13:21,344 you put the rubber dog doo on my lunch tray? 338 00:13:22,497 --> 00:13:23,847 Um... after? 339 00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:26,243 Hmm. Mona... 340 00:13:26,327 --> 00:13:27,587 Would you like to dance? 341 00:13:27,676 --> 00:13:30,066 I would love to, hershel. 342 00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:32,067 You're not doing anything. Hold this. 343 00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:38,636 Damn. I can't believe we wasted 344 00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:39,910 all that time on-line. 345 00:13:39,993 --> 00:13:41,563 It wasn't a total waste. 346 00:13:41,646 --> 00:13:43,296 I mean, it was cool finding out 347 00:13:43,387 --> 00:13:45,107 your grandmom taught you how to arm wrestle. 348 00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:47,222 Hmm. Comes in handy 349 00:13:47,304 --> 00:13:49,574 when one of my artists gets out of line. Ha! 350 00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:52,347 Forgot I told you about that. 351 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:54,620 She sounds incredible. 352 00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:56,013 Yeah. When she died, 353 00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:58,096 I felt like I lost my role model. 354 00:13:58,185 --> 00:13:59,895 Kind of like how you felt when your dad left. 355 00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:02,836 I know. Like you said: 356 00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:04,889 You need someone to believe in you 357 00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:06,334 when you can't believe in yourself. 358 00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:09,280 You know, the on-line Spencer sure is different 359 00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:10,810 from the one I see at work. 360 00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:12,333 The same with you. 361 00:14:12,416 --> 00:14:13,976 You never struck me as the type 362 00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:16,770 that cries every time she hears "I believe I can fly." 363 00:14:18,509 --> 00:14:20,599 Ok. Now that stays between us. 364 00:14:20,685 --> 00:14:22,375 As a matter of fact, all of this, Spencer, 365 00:14:22,470 --> 00:14:23,950 it stays between us. You got it? 366 00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:25,687 Yes, ma'am. 367 00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:27,647 Looks like neither one of us 368 00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:29,386 is getting lucky tonight. 369 00:14:29,477 --> 00:14:31,037 Hmm. Speak for yourself. 370 00:14:31,131 --> 00:14:32,571 A sister always got a backup. 371 00:14:42,794 --> 00:14:45,674 Excuse me, have you seen Mona Thorne? 372 00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:50,194 Oh, god, she's having a seizure. 373 00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:52,890 No... she's just dancing. 374 00:14:57,113 --> 00:14:58,553 Mona, I'm here. 375 00:14:58,636 --> 00:15:00,326 Everything's gonna be ok. 376 00:15:00,421 --> 00:15:02,141 I brought tiny tissues and a nicotine patch. 377 00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:05,212 Dee Dee, this is hershel. 378 00:15:05,295 --> 00:15:06,295 Nice to meet you. 379 00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:07,780 Thanks for looking after her. 380 00:15:07,863 --> 00:15:08,913 I'll take it from here. 381 00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:09,905 Let's go home, Mona. 382 00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:11,166 Oh, Dee Dee. Dee Dee, 383 00:15:11,258 --> 00:15:12,448 it was really sweet of you to come down, 384 00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:13,476 but I'm ok now. 385 00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:14,844 I'm actually having a good time. 386 00:15:14,870 --> 00:15:16,020 But I thought you were crying 387 00:15:16,045 --> 00:15:17,385 and smoking in the ladies room. 388 00:15:17,481 --> 00:15:18,851 Yeah, and now i'm dancing and hooking up 389 00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:21,494 with a multimillionaire. 390 00:15:21,572 --> 00:15:23,842 And look, those evil cheerleaders 391 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,583 can do nothing but watch me. 392 00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:29,843 Whoo. Whoo! 393 00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:35,756 Spencer, I was thinking about you 394 00:15:35,847 --> 00:15:37,107 over the weekend. 395 00:15:37,197 --> 00:15:38,827 Hey, I thought we put that to rest, woman. 396 00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:42,030 That's not just resting, it's dead. 397 00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:45,505 Coffin closed. This is business. 398 00:15:45,596 --> 00:15:47,246 I've decided you need a new job. 399 00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:49,727 Wait. One bad date and I'm gone? 400 00:15:49,818 --> 00:15:51,948 No, I think you're better suited 401 00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:53,818 to work in marketing instead of a and r. 402 00:15:54,649 --> 00:15:55,739 Marketing? 403 00:15:55,824 --> 00:15:57,264 You're a natural. 404 00:15:57,347 --> 00:15:59,607 Your "Dallas is delicious" campaign really worked, 405 00:15:59,697 --> 00:16:01,087 you're always on top of the trends, 406 00:16:01,177 --> 00:16:03,787 and you sold yourself to me on-line. 407 00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:05,785 That's proof you can sell anything 408 00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:07,527 no matter how shabby it really is. 409 00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:11,315 I always knew you must have some hidden talent, 410 00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:12,575 I just didn't know what. 411 00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:15,192 Now I do. 412 00:16:15,931 --> 00:16:17,501 But I really do like a and r. 413 00:16:17,585 --> 00:16:19,165 So, you don't want to be a vice president? 414 00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:21,805 But I love marketing! 415 00:16:21,893 --> 00:16:24,983 Good. Congratulations, and don't let me down. 416 00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:27,161 You won't regret this, Kai. 417 00:16:27,247 --> 00:16:30,337 Hey, Mona, check out the new v.P.! 418 00:16:31,251 --> 00:16:33,341 Oh, Adam, I was the top bidder 419 00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:35,207 on that delicious jacket that you auctioned, 420 00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:36,688 so skip the shipping and handling 421 00:16:36,778 --> 00:16:37,818 and just give it to me. 422 00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:42,178 Oh, Adam, we hardly knew ye. 423 00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:45,134 Please don't fire me. 424 00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:46,961 Why would I fire you when I can torture you? 425 00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:49,139 I've hidden your paycheck somewhere in the building. 426 00:16:49,225 --> 00:16:50,615 Good luck finding it. 427 00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:04,148 You know, I've really enjoyed these last few days, 428 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,080 and I think this is the first place we've eaten 429 00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:07,982 that you haven't owned. 430 00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:09,850 This reminds me of when we used to have lunch 431 00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:11,071 back in high school. 432 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,440 Didn't you have an allergic reaction 433 00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:13,466 to peanuts one time, 434 00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:14,574 and I had to give you that shot? 435 00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:15,758 I pay someone to do that now. 436 00:17:17,297 --> 00:17:19,557 Perfect. Hey, hershel, look. 437 00:17:19,647 --> 00:17:21,257 It's Amy getts. 438 00:17:22,606 --> 00:17:23,776 Wait. The cheerleader? 439 00:17:23,868 --> 00:17:25,088 Well, she was a cheerleader. 440 00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:27,094 Now she's a waitress who just happens to be 441 00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:29,086 at the restaurant I chose for lunch. 442 00:17:29,178 --> 00:17:31,698 I love reunion.Com. Oh, server! 443 00:17:35,184 --> 00:17:37,364 Mona Thorne? Oh, my god. 444 00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:38,747 You look great. 445 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:41,100 Whitney was right. It is a miracle. 446 00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:44,060 Hi, it's Amy, right? 447 00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:45,850 Like you forgot. 448 00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:48,501 And hershel jobs, 449 00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:50,719 boy, have I heard a lot about you. 450 00:17:50,808 --> 00:17:52,898 Congratulations on your success. 451 00:17:53,811 --> 00:17:56,211 Wow. That's... that's more than you've said to me 452 00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:57,642 in 4 years of high school. 453 00:17:57,728 --> 00:17:59,428 Excuse me, waitress, could we order? 454 00:17:59,513 --> 00:18:02,263 Oh, Mona, you always were hungry. 455 00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:04,612 I'll be right back. 456 00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:06,432 I can't believe she's flirting with you 457 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:07,740 right in front of me. 458 00:18:08,435 --> 00:18:09,605 She's just being friendly. 459 00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:11,047 If she was any friendlier, 460 00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:12,533 I'd have to scrape her off your lap. 461 00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:17,441 I brought you some fresh rolls, 462 00:18:17,531 --> 00:18:19,051 and they're hot, 463 00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:20,931 so look over the menu, 464 00:18:21,012 --> 00:18:23,132 and call me when you know what you're in the mood for. 465 00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:28,238 Tee he. Well, that wasn't too obvious. 466 00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,090 You really think she was coming on to me? 467 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,071 I don't see a massage on the menu. 468 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,177 Sorry, Mona. I'll see you later. 469 00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:41,505 What? 470 00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:43,818 I finally have a shot at Amy getts. 471 00:18:43,905 --> 00:18:45,035 Come on, can you blame me? 472 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,564 But she only wants you for your money. 473 00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:48,868 Why do you think 474 00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:50,613 I wanted to make money in the first place? 475 00:18:50,694 --> 00:18:52,314 This is the payoff of all my hard work. 476 00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:55,310 Look, here's $100. 477 00:18:55,395 --> 00:18:56,915 Order whatever you like, 478 00:18:57,005 --> 00:18:59,525 and try the rolls. They're hot. 479 00:19:05,535 --> 00:19:06,705 Triple word score. 480 00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:08,017 That is not a word. 481 00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:11,283 Mona, I got your message about hershel. 482 00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:12,237 I can't believe 483 00:19:12,325 --> 00:19:13,715 he just dumped you for Amy. 484 00:19:13,804 --> 00:19:15,284 You got dumped? 485 00:19:15,371 --> 00:19:16,891 I told you not to go to that reunion. 486 00:19:16,981 --> 00:19:18,741 What did I tell you? Tell me what I told you. 487 00:19:18,766 --> 00:19:20,116 I'll tell you what I told you. 488 00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:21,332 I told you... 489 00:19:21,421 --> 00:19:23,211 I know what you told me, ma, 490 00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:24,642 but I went, and I'm fine. 491 00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:27,118 Even remembered what was so nasty about smoking. 492 00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:29,209 Actually, I'm in a better place. 493 00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:31,558 Mona, I can't keep up with you. 494 00:19:31,648 --> 00:19:32,648 You're happy, you're sad, 495 00:19:32,736 --> 00:19:33,886 you're smoking, you're dancing. 496 00:19:33,911 --> 00:19:35,271 Pick a mood and go with it, sister. 497 00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:38,963 Listen, I just went out with hershel 498 00:19:39,047 --> 00:19:40,477 to get back at those girls, 499 00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:42,530 but then I realized I was trying to impress people 500 00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:43,786 who shouldn't matter to me. 501 00:19:43,878 --> 00:19:45,268 Anyway, it all worked out, 502 00:19:45,358 --> 00:19:46,578 and I didn't leave Amy a tip. 503 00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:48,193 What does she need your tip for 504 00:19:48,274 --> 00:19:50,494 when she's got Mr. Moneybags? 505 00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:53,930 Thanks for putting it in perspective, ma. 506 00:19:54,018 --> 00:19:55,368 Well, if I don't, who will? 507 00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:00,827 Mona, voice-over: One thing is clear about the past: 508 00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:02,381 You can't change it, 509 00:20:02,462 --> 00:20:04,682 so I'm gonna focus on what I can change: 510 00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:06,468 My outlook. 511 00:20:06,553 --> 00:20:08,843 And hershel will get his karmic payback when Amy cheats on him. 512 00:20:08,859 --> 00:20:10,599 It's just a matter of time. 513 00:20:10,687 --> 00:20:12,947 There's a reason we called her "Amy getts-around." 514 00:20:13,037 --> 00:20:15,477 I'm certain good things are headed my way. 515 00:20:15,562 --> 00:20:17,412 I mean, if the universe can make Spencer a vice president, 516 00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:18,743 anything's possible. 517 00:20:18,793 --> 00:20:23,343 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0